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Clara Venegas's avatar

Yes!!! Oh my God, these are just too good. The "mission complete" one is perfect. "I shall burn it".

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Jim Cummings's avatar

No evidence. That's the first thing you learn in the spy trade. (Or so I'm told.)

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Clara Venegas's avatar

Too late, you gave yourself away

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Sunny Hochberg's avatar

I hoped that you would. He’s very clever!

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Sunny Hochberg's avatar

Great! You have a future in writing, maybe script writing!

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Jim Cummings's avatar

Glad you enjoy these stories. I will pass this along to young Mr. Alter. I believe he's on the early shift this morning with Jen.

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Justin Deming's avatar

These are hilarious! I like the guy who took the plain lighter over the Jets, haha. Can’t say I blame him.

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Jim Cummings's avatar

Go Blue!

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Brilliant! You could make so many stories out of these

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Jim Cummings's avatar

Yes, so many stories, so little time.

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Too true, Jim.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

'Giants? No we’re out. I have the Jets. ‘Course you got the Jets. I’ll just take a plain one.'

'Dude, she only went to the bank.'

'Which war was that? I don’t know much history. One of the old ones I guess.'

'Do you require the evidence? No, no evidence. I shall burn it.'

' Why would you want one of these? I told my mom I got a job.'

This guy, Penn Alter, is hilarious! I was laughing right out loud again. Great stuff, Jim!

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Jim Cummings's avatar

Yes, young Penn is a keen observer.

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just mud by Ron's avatar

You're

killing

me!😅😅 I would be falling out!

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Jim Cummings's avatar

There are more!

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Jim Cummings's avatar

I shall communicate your enjoyment to Mr. Alter via an encrypted puzzle-message. I may require your expertise on this mission.

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